pampam-beesly:

That’s not going to happen. I’m not looking to end my relationship I’m just looking for a thank you. 

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No, he’s not the George Clooney type. He’s cute in his own ways. 

Then what are you waiting for? Demand a “thank you!” You are a strong, independent woman and you deserve gratification!

Awe, so more like Billy Crystal? That’s good too. Not as hot, but if he worked for Meg Ryan, he can work for you too.

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pampam-beesly:

How hard is it to make a sandwich? I mean it’s not rocket science — I love my boyfriend, but sometimes I question his thought process. 

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I was looking for a thank you or at least a kiss on the cheek. What do I get? Nothing, he just winks at me. 

Dump him. Dump him now. You made him a sandwich. Even The Rebel would thank you for that. 

But does he look like George Clooney? If so, a wink is all right in this situation.

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joeytjfc:

Ay Worthington. How you doin?

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I’m doing great! How you doin’?

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john-jd-dorian:

Pretty sure, I mean I’m not attracted to men, some people think I am, but I’m comfortable with my sexuality, and right now I’m straight so.

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Right now. That sounds like a hint of doubt to me.

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president-leslieknope:

Sure I do, he was a Backstreet Boy.

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This isn’t real. No, it can’t be. Am I on Punk’d? Where’s Ashton? Wait, it wouldn’t be him anymore. Miley! Where is Miley?

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howimetyourfriends-rp:

Mindy Lahiri || 21 || Pre-Med Major || The Mindy Project

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"Let’s go talk to the DJ and see if he’ll tell us the WiFi password to this place."

Born to immigrants from India, Mindy Lahiri was never one to submit herself to old-world customs. Even as a little girl, she was always on top of the latest trends and who Brad Pitt was currently screwing. The glamour of the rich and famous fascinated her, and Mindy dreamt of one day leaving Concord, Massachusetts to join them in the stars. Of course, life doesn’t always work out how we think it will.

In high school, Mindy tried to fit in with the popular girls, but they rejected her, teasing the poor girl because of her unique look. That left Mindy to spend her nights watching reruns of Nora Ephron movies and eating all the chocolate she could find. These movies instilled in her the need to find true love. As cheesy as it sounds, Mindy wants to meet her Harry, and she’ll do anything to have it happen. 

When it came time to apply for college, there was only one feasible option for Miss Lahiri: Worthington University. While munching on sweets and dreaming of Tom Hanks, Mindy had studied vigorously to get into a pre-med program in the best university available in the best environment available. New York City was to be her new home, and Mindy couldn’t wait to be that little fish in a huge pond. Although, college itself hasn’t been the largest task for our resident hopeless romantic. No she’s actually doing very well in her studies. Mindy’s true issues can be found in her personal life. Keeping everything balanced while trying to find Mr. Right isn’t exactly the easiest thing, but with her determination, Mindy will try her best to succeed.

FC: Parineeti Chopra

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president-leslieknope:

I… yes, I’m joking. Ha… 

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Oh god. You do know who Justin Timberlake is…?

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john-jd-dorian:

God damn it, not again. He did this a couple weeks back too, but it was with a shirt, he told me it didn’t make me look gay at all but for some weird reason guys kept sticking their numbers in my back pockets. People are confusing.

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Are you sure you’re not gay? If you are, that’s cool. I totally support the cause.

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john-jd-dorian:

I do, oh and another thing, I’m not a lady, I just have an apple bottom. My roomie told me it didn’t look that girly…

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Well, you should get a new roommate because obviously they were lying to you.

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