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“Do you think your fathers are watching? That they weigh you in their ledgerbook? Against what? There is no book and your fathers are dead in the ground.”
- Cormac McCarthy, The Road
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Thanks everyone who came out to Death By Audio tonight to help us celebrate Gethard’s birthday!
(Photo thanks to Riley Soloner)
Rockin’ it, Geth. Happy birthday, man.
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I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
Marry
Me
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I hate you. So. Much.
1: Name
Catherine
2: Age
Sixteen.
3: 3 Fears
Being forgotten, being abducted (I was in Salt Lake City during the Elizabeth Smart thing, and it terrified me), losing the people I love.
4: 3 things I love
Debate, my dog, writing.
5: 4 turns ons
Collarbones, plaid shirts with rolled-up sleeves, laughter, neck kissing.
6: 4 turns offs
Being rude to waiters/baristas/etc., dismissing my opinions, basketball shoes (what the fuck is up with those), idiocy.
7: My best friend
Ellison, Megan, Petros, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say Miller.
8: Sexual orientation
Bisexual.
9: My best first date
Ugh, I’ve only had one real first date, and it was AWFUL. We went to see “Chronicle”. CHRONICLE.
10: How tall am I
5’3.5
11: What do I miss
Theatre, Cassandra (best camp friend)
12: What time was I born
10 AM, after a 26 hour labor. Love you, Mom.
13: Favourite color
Pink, gold, burgundy.
14: Do I have a crush
Yeah.
15: Favourite quote
“It’s not easy being green.”—Kermit
16: Favourite place
Starbucks, honestly. Not deep at all, I know. Or the nonfiction section of the big Coral Gables library. It’s huge and dark and there’s never anyone else in there.
17: Favourite food
Probably sushi.
18: Do I use sarcasm
Yuuuup.
19: What am I listening to right now
Uh, crickets.
20: First thing I notice in new person
Their face?
21: Shoe size
9. I know.
22: Eye color
Blue-green, more green.
23: Hair color
Dirty blonde.
24: Favourite style of clothing
Apparently someone whom I’ve spoken to every day for six months thought I was a Republican until today, based on how I dress. Interpret that as you will.
25: Ever done a prank call?
Sure.
27: Meaning behind my URL
It’s the main character on “The Mindy Project”.
28: Favourite movie
“Annie Hall”, “Up”, or “When Harry Met Sally”.
29: Favourite song
“Dream a Little Dream of Me” by Ella Fitzgerald or “Calendar Girl” by Stars or “Walcott” by Vampire Weekend or “Something” by the Beatles
Don’t make me choose.
30: Favourite band
Probably The Black Keys or Vampire Weekend
31: How I feel right now
Shockingly fine, but I can feel a bunch of anxiety coming on. I’m probably gonna crash soon to avoid the hyperventilating.
32: Someone I love
My uncles.
33: My current relationship status
Ha.
34: My relationship with my parents
HA.
My mom and I are growing closer, though.
35: Favourite holiday
Christmas. I genuinely feel happy then.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
My ears are pierced.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
None, though my mother wants me to get my belly button pierced (really).
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
ZOMGHARRYPOTTERANDDOCTORWHOPEOPLE
I was twelve
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
I hate him.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Nope.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
Not as of yet.
42: When did I last hold hands?
Megan and I tonight as she dragged me (nicely!) out of a room
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Twenty minutes or so.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
I shave my legs every day.
45: Where am I right now?
My living room.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
I’d say Ellison because she’s the person I’d most likely be drunk with, but I don’t know if “care” is what I’d use to describe what she’d do.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loooouuuud.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Ugh yeah
49: Am I excited for anything?
Debate camp!
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yes. ‘Tros :)
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Hahahahahaha
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Miller, actually, as we said goodbye today
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Whatever.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Yes.
55: What is something I disliked about today?
My math test could have gone better.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Amy Poehler or Hillary Clinton
57: What do I think about most?
How much I suck
58: What’s my strangest talent?
Um, I’m pretty good at decorating
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Not particularly
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
I enjoy both.
61: What was the last lie I told?
“I’m fine”, sorry to be a typical teenage girl
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Talking. Video chatting weirds me out. I usually drag another window over so I can’t see them.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Nay ghosts, ye aliens.
64: Do I believe in magic?
No.
65: Do I believe in luck?
No.
66: What’s the weather like right now?
Humid, probably.
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
“Drift” by Rachel Maddow
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Gross, no
69: Do I have any nicknames?
Cathy, Kitten (dad, ugh), Cali
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Um, I haven’t.
71: Do I spend money or save it?
Spend, I’m afraid.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
Yes!
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Pretty much always. I like pink.
74: Favourite animal?
Horses or dogs.
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
When you don’t know an answer in academic team, you respond with “Johnson”. So, Johnson.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
“I Like Giants” by Kimya Dawson
78: How can you win my heart?
Read.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
“She was cool, I guess”
80: What is my favorite word?
Hum
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
lizdexia
Bellasiel
galentines
Whitegirlblog
Heresyourhost
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Be nice to each other.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
No.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Telekinesis, for sure.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
“Do you love me?” Not like from anyone specifically or in my life now, but yeah.
86: What is my current desktop picture?
Nonexistent.
87: Had sex?
No.
88: Bought condoms?
Yes.
89: Gotten pregnant?
No.
90: Failed a class?
Yes.
91: Kissed a boy?
Yes.
92: Kissed a girl?
Yes.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
Yes.
94: Had job?
Yes.
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Yes.
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
No.
97: Had sex in public?
No.
98: Played on a sports team?
Third grade volleyball, man.
99: Smoked weed?
Yup.
100: Did drugs?
Other than the above, no.
101: Smoked cigarettes?
No.
102: Drank alcohol?
Yes.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
No.
104: Been overweight?
Yes.
105: Been underweight?
Yes.
IT ENDS HERE. I WILL DO NO MORE FOR A SINGLE ASK.
If you’ve ever wondered what my perfect relationship looks like
Here
Here it is
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I was pretty terrified about this weekend because my sister and mom were going out of town
And spending the seventy-two hours before finals with my father is just a RECIPE for disaster
But, thank god, my uncle just offered to let me crash at his place for a few days
So yay :)