Freaks and Geeks

Catherine from Miami. A lot of my time is spent trying to be funny. Key word: trying. I like NBC's Thursday lineup, Saturday Night Live, the Muppets, and Arrested Development. Sometimes I pretend I'm Woody Allen's muse. ENFJ.
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Thanks everyone who came out to Death By Audio tonight to help us celebrate Gethard’s birthday!
(Photo thanks to Riley Soloner)

Rockin’ it, Geth.  Happy birthday, man.

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Thanks everyone who came out to Death By Audio tonight to help us celebrate Gethard’s birthday!

(Photo thanks to Riley Soloner)

Rockin’ it, Geth.  Happy birthday, man.

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I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.

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Anonymous asked: 3x & (3x+1) for x = 1, 3, and 5 ;)

I hate you. So. Much.

1: Name

Catherine

2: Age

Sixteen.

3: 3 Fears

Being forgotten, being abducted (I was in Salt Lake City during the Elizabeth Smart thing, and it terrified me), losing the people I love.

4: 3 things I love

Debate, my dog, writing.

5: 4 turns ons

Collarbones, plaid shirts with rolled-up sleeves, laughter, neck kissing.

6: 4 turns offs

Being rude to waiters/baristas/etc., dismissing my opinions, basketball shoes (what the fuck is up with those), idiocy.

7: My best friend

Ellison, Megan, Petros, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say Miller.

8: Sexual orientation

Bisexual.

9: My best first date

Ugh, I’ve only had one real first date, and it was AWFUL. We went to see “Chronicle”. CHRONICLE.

10: How tall am I

5’3.5

11: What do I miss

Theatre, Cassandra (best camp friend)

12: What time was I born

10 AM, after a 26 hour labor. Love you, Mom.

13: Favourite color

Pink, gold, burgundy.

14: Do I have a crush

Yeah.

15: Favourite quote

“It’s not easy being green.”—Kermit

16: Favourite place

Starbucks, honestly. Not deep at all, I know. Or the nonfiction section of the big Coral Gables library. It’s huge and dark and there’s never anyone else in there.

17: Favourite food

Probably sushi.

18: Do I use sarcasm

Yuuuup.

19: What am I listening to right now

Uh, crickets.

20: First thing I notice in new person

Their face?

21: Shoe size

9. I know.

22: Eye color

Blue-green, more green.

23: Hair color

Dirty blonde.

24: Favourite style of clothing

Apparently someone whom I’ve spoken to every day for six months thought I was a Republican until today, based on how I dress. Interpret that as you will.

25: Ever done a prank call?

Sure.

27: Meaning behind my URL

It’s the main character on “The Mindy Project”.

28: Favourite movie

“Annie Hall”, “Up”, or “When Harry Met Sally”.

29: Favourite song

“Dream a Little Dream of Me” by Ella Fitzgerald or “Calendar Girl” by Stars or “Walcott” by Vampire Weekend or “Something” by the Beatles

Don’t make me choose.

30: Favourite band

Probably The Black Keys or Vampire Weekend

31: How I feel right now

Shockingly fine, but I can feel a bunch of anxiety coming on. I’m probably gonna crash soon to avoid the hyperventilating.

32: Someone I love

My uncles.

33: My current relationship status

Ha.

34: My relationship with my parents

HA.

My mom and I are growing closer, though.


35: Favourite holiday

Christmas. I genuinely feel happy then.


36: Tattoos and piercing i have

My ears are pierced.


37: Tattoos and piercing i want

None, though my mother wants me to get my belly button pierced (really).

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ZOMGHARRYPOTTERANDDOCTORWHOPEOPLE

I was twelve

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I hate him.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Nope.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

Not as of yet.

42: When did I last hold hands?

Megan and I tonight as she dragged me (nicely!) out of a room

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Twenty minutes or so.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

I shave my legs every day.

45: Where am I right now?

My living room.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

I’d say Ellison because she’s the person I’d most likely be drunk with, but I don’t know if “care” is what I’d use to describe what she’d do.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Loooouuuud.


48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Ugh yeah

49: Am I excited for anything?

Debate camp!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Yes. ‘Tros :)

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Hahahahahaha

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Miller, actually, as we said goodbye today

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Whatever.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Yes.

55: What is something I disliked about today?

My math test could have gone better.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Amy Poehler or Hillary Clinton

57: What do I think about most?

How much I suck

58: What’s my strangest talent?

Um, I’m pretty good at decorating

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

Not particularly

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

I enjoy both.

61: What was the last lie I told?

“I’m fine”, sorry to be a typical teenage girl

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Talking. Video chatting weirds me out. I usually drag another window over so I can’t see them.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Nay ghosts, ye aliens.

64: Do I believe in magic?

No.

65: Do I believe in luck?

No.

66: What’s the weather like right now?

Humid, probably.


67: What was the last book I’ve read?

“Drift” by Rachel Maddow

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

Gross, no

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Cathy, Kitten (dad, ugh), Cali

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

Um, I haven’t.


71: Do I spend money or save it?

Spend, I’m afraid.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

Yes!

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

Pretty much always. I like pink.

74: Favourite animal?

Horses or dogs.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

When you don’t know an answer in academic team, you respond with “Johnson”. So, Johnson.

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

“I Like Giants” by Kimya Dawson

78: How can you win my heart?

Read.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“She was cool, I guess”

80: What is my favorite word?

Hum

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

lizdexia
Bellasiel
galentines
Whitegirlblog
Heresyourhost

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Be nice to each other.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

No.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Telekinesis, for sure.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“Do you love me?” Not like from anyone specifically or in my life now, but yeah.


86: What is my current desktop picture?

Nonexistent.

87: Had sex?

No.

88: Bought condoms?

Yes.

89: Gotten pregnant?

No.

90: Failed a class?

Yes.

91: Kissed a boy?

Yes.

92: Kissed a girl?

Yes.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

Yes.

94: Had job?

Yes.

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yes.


96: Bullied someone on the internet?

No.

97: Had sex in public?

No.
98: Played on a sports team?

Third grade volleyball, man.

99: Smoked weed?

Yup.

100: Did drugs?

Other than the above, no.

101: Smoked cigarettes?

No.

102: Drank alcohol?

Yes.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No.

104: Been overweight?

Yes.

105: Been underweight?

Yes.

IT ENDS HERE. I WILL DO NO MORE FOR A SINGLE ASK.

If you’ve ever wondered what my perfect relationship looks like

Here

Here it is

If you’ve ever wondered what my perfect relationship looks like

Here

Here it is

I was pretty terrified about this weekend because my sister and mom were going out of town

And spending the seventy-two hours before finals with my father is just a RECIPE for disaster

But, thank god, my uncle just offered to let me crash at his place for a few days

So yay :)

send me some

  • 1: Name
  • 2: Age
  • 3: 3 Fears
  • 4: 3 things I love
  • 5: 4 turns on
  • 6: 4 turns off
  • 7: My best friend
  • 8: Sexual orientation
  • 9: My best first date
  • 10: How tall am I
  • 11: What do I miss
  • 12: What time were I born
  • 13: Favourite color
  • 14: Do I have a crush
  • 15: Favourite quote
  • 16: Favourite place
  • 17: Favourite food
  • 18: Do I use sarcasm
  • 19: What am I listening to right now
  • 20: First thing I notice in new person
  • 21: Shoe size
  • 22: Eye color
  • 23: Hair color
  • 24: Favourite style of clothing
  • 25: Ever done a prank call?
  • 27: Meaning behind my URL
  • 28: Favourite movie
  • 29: Favourite song
  • 30: Favourite band
  • 31: How I feel right now
  • 32: Someone I love
  • 33: My current relationship status
  • 34: My relationship with my parents
  • 35: Favourite holiday
  • 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  • 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  • 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  • 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  • 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  • 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  • 42: When did I last hold hands?
  • 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  • 45: Where am I right now?
  • 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  • 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  • 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  • 49: Am I excited for anything?
  • 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  • 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  • 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  • 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  • 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  • 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 57: What do I think about most?
  • 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  • 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  • 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 61: What was the last lie I told?
  • 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 64: Do I believe in magic?
  • 65: Do I believe in luck?
  • 66: What's the weather like right now?
  • 67: What was the last book I've read?
  • 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  • 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  • 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
  • 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  • 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
  • 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  • 74: Favourite animal?
  • 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  • 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  • 78: How can you win my heart?
  • 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  • 80: What is my favorite word?
  • 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  • 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  • 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  • 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  • 87: Had sex?
  • 88: Bought condoms?
  • 89: Gotten pregnant?
  • 90: Failed a class?
  • 91: Kissed a boy?
  • 92: Kissed a girl?
  • 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  • 94: Had job?
  • 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  • 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  • 97: Had sex in public?
  • 98: Played on a sports team?
  • 99: Smoked weed?
  • 100: Did drugs?
  • 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  • 102: Drank alcohol?
  • 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  • 104: Been overweight?
  • 105: Been underweight?
  • 106: Been to a wedding?
  • 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  • 109: Been outside my home country?
  • 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  • 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  • 112: Broken a bone?
  • 113: Cut myself?
  • 114: Been to prom?
  • 115: Been in airplane?
  • 116: Fly by helicopter?
  • 117: What concerts have I been to?
  • 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 119: Learned another language?
  • 120: Wore make up?
  • 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  • 122: Had oral sex?
  • 123: Dyed my hair?
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  • 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  • 126: Had a surgery?
  • 127: Met someone famous?
  • 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  • 129: Peed outside?
  • 130: Been fishing?
  • 131: Helped with charity?
  • 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  • 133: Broken a mirror?
  • 134: What do I want for birthday?
  • 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
  • 136: Was I named after anyone?
  • 137: Do I like my handwriting?
  • 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
  • 139: Favourite Tv Show?
  • 140: Where do I want to live when older?
  • 141: Play any musical instrument?
  • 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
  • 143: Favourite pizza toping?
  • 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
  • 145: Am I afraid of heights?
  • 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
  • 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 148: What I'm really bad at
  • 149: What my greatest achievments are
  • 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
  • 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
  • 152: What do I like about myself
  • 153: My closest Tumblr friend
  • 154: Any question you'd like?